Here's a depiction the earliest common ancestor of humans and most other animals.
Judentanz
My college piano teacher was a loud, brusque, 7 foot-tall wild-man whose grandfather had been the last democratically-elected president of Lithuania until the coup d’état of 1926.
Robert Clifton Robertson: What’s the Matter with You?
Asteroids, nukes, global warming? No need to worry. Jesus is going to come back to earth for a thousand years as chief functionary of some kind of government. He promises not to shank us all until then.
Mystery
"Mystery is an important element that can’t be neglected in most religions. Accordingly pursuit of mystery is a natural phenomenon." ???
The Mighty Quinn
Speaking "correctly." Using a particular utensil. Uttering pleasantries upon meeting someone, especially for the first time, with a choice of topic and in a tone of voice suitable to the circumstances of your relative social station and the situation at hand. Honey, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
Unforgettable Fire
Fake News? Evil Government Conspiracy?
Eyes, hands, feet. Images.
When you make an eye where an eye should be, and a hand where a hand should be, and a foot where a foot should be, then you will enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Jesus Really Does Not Want to Nuke Us!
Apocalyptic Christianity amounts to a deep, religious longing for global annihilation, that many evangelicals equate with nuclear war. That would be dandy if they didn't have their fingers directly or indirectly on "The Button."
Wiser than the animals …
Sometimes you may see a strange look in the eyes of an animal, as if it would say: 'That man thinks he is wise, but he is only a fool.'
Man’s-laughter
Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort express the wide range of their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for anything from pitch-and-toss to manslaughter ...
Erstwhile Human 