Asteroids, nukes, global warming? No need to worry. Jesus is going to come back to earth for a thousand years as chief functionary of some kind of government. He promises not to shank us all until then.
Fake News? Evil Government Conspiracy?
Jesus Really Does Not Want to Nuke Us!
Apocalyptic Christianity amounts to a deep, religious longing for global annihilation, that many evangelicals equate with nuclear war. That would be dandy if they didn't have their fingers directly or indirectly on "The Button."
Brace for Impact
October 2017, baby! That's the ticket.
Six-Headed Fire-Barfing Monster with Giant Rat Tail Terrorizes Bird-Woman
What is it about fire-barfing monsters and their bird-women?
Jesus Might Not Actually Want to Kill You
Whenever actual nuclear war looms, I get nervous about the inexplicable longing for ultimate destruction that many American Christians hold dear.
This throws a huge question mark over all the YouTube videos identifying President Obama as the "Antichrist."