Robert Clifton Robertson: What’s the Matter with You?

Asteroids, nukes, global warming? No need to worry. Jesus is going to come back to earth for a thousand years as chief functionary of some kind of government. He promises not to shank us all until then.

Unforgettable Fire

Fake News? Evil Government Conspiracy?

Jesus Really Does Not Want to Nuke Us!

Apocalyptic Christianity amounts to a deep, religious longing for global annihilation, that many evangelicals equate with nuclear war. That would be dandy if they didn't have their fingers directly or indirectly on "The Button."

The Great Marijuana Hoax

“I’ve never had a chance to explain my position on this subject without interruption, and to a large audience. So people mistakenly think I’m asking people to take dope-fiend dope.”

Solidarity

"Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves?"

Witches Against Hate

The not Klan hood burkas are a nice touch.

Bernie

Pence and the Republican Senators who still won't stand up to Trump are cynical, hypocritical cowards complicit in the rape of our economy, overwhelmingly to the detriment of the most vulnerable among us. And those silly kids played right into their hands.

Quote from a 1944 report on marijuana

"There is no evidence to suggest that the continued use of marihuana is a stepping-stone to the use of opiates. Prolonged use of the drug does not lead to physical, mental, or moral degeneration, nor have we observed any permanent deleterious effects from its continued use."

Jesus Might Not Actually Want to Kill You

Whenever actual nuclear war looms, I get nervous about the inexplicable longing for ultimate destruction that many American Christians hold dear.